On the Being of a Grad Student (Part 1)

Being a grad student is weird. Really, ones experience as a grad student is primarily affected by his or her perspective. That...and whether or not their advisor sucks. I'll elaborate.

Today I was remarking to a colleague that I quite enjoy the outlook most grad students have. Many of us come and go as we please. For example, I usually don't get in to work until 10 or 11 most days (though I try to balance it by staying until 6 or 7). On days (like today for me) that we are feeling sick...we go home and take a three hour nap. On days when work is actually needing to be done, we may suck it up and pull a 10 or 12 hour day. But we rarely - if ever - pull all-nighters any more. We leave that nonsense to undergrads who still think grades matter. Speaking of undergrads - we tend to loathe them, or at least disregard them. This cracks me up considering most of us were at one time undergraduates. How quickly we forget.

Really, the primary challenge as a grad student is embracing this truth: this one problem I'm researching will take me 4 years to finish. That's as long as I spent as an undergrad doing hundreds and thousands of problems which I have already forgotten! With this in mind, it's easier to not feel guilty for slacking now and again. After all, if it's going to take 4 years anyway, what difference will it make if you take an afternoon off to have coffee and go to the gym.

Anyway, you can see that with the right perspective, grad school can be a sweet gig. I mean...I get paid to take one class and do "research". There's plenty of crap that we have to deal with (about which I'll be sure to complain more in the future) but we also have a more flexible life than those suckers with "jobs". One last thing I feel I should point out though was a point made to me by Tin Roof. When you consider both our stipend and tuition, we're actually being paid quite a lot. So hopefully in all our slacking, we'll still remember how blessed we are and be motivated to perform our responsibilities to the fullest of our potential.

I should get to bed. Somehow I agreed to ride with my advisor to Virginia Tech tomorrow for a conference. He's picking me up at 5:30 in the am. (Who knew 5:30 came twice a day?!)

Be The Groove

People I love doing what we love to do...

Whatever happened to Judy Winslow?

How is it that I would rather look up useless information on Wikipedia than do my research? After all, research is what I'm paid (albeit too little) to do. And completing my research is my only ticket out of this hell hole. And yet, when it comes down to it, I am much more interested in researching what is the longest pedestrian bridge in the world or the longest main street in the US. Or reading about how the girl who played Judy on Family Matters (you remember, the younger sister who was eventually swept under the rug without so much as a peep from Carl or Harriet) is from my hometown. And for that matter, she eventually became a porn star! Oh Wikipedia, you're so witty and interesting (alright, primarily interesting).

I had a great Thanksgiving and the extra tire around my waist to prove it. But I should get back to grading for Thermomechanics. I told my master I'd have them done for him by class tonight. Plus I have yet to plan the Bible study I'm supposed to be leading tonight. More about the holidays later.

One time, OK, see, one time (part 1)

One time, OK, see, one time Randy Beaman's mom had a dream that she ate a big marshmallow and it was really good, and she, and when she woke up her pillow was gone 'cause she ate it...

'K, bye.

That thing is lucky I'm not armed

I have a way with the copy machine in our department office. Unfortunately, it's a bad way. Every time I use the thing it paper jams on me and quotes from Office Space flow through my consciousness. Thankfully our dept. secretary usually comes to my rescue. I just spent a good 45 minutes copying the drum score for Ain't Misbehavin'. I'm filling in for 6 shows at LiveArts this December (by the by - based on what I heard last night, it's likely to be a good show - come see it). What kind of irritates me about the situation is that I'd asked the music director 5 times to make me a copy of the score and a CD of the soundtrack so I could spend some time with the music and be ready to perform. Of course, knowing the musical director as I do from a previous show (she's totally incompetent despite her pleasant, mellow, half-baked demeanor) I should have guessed she would leave me hanging. Ah well. It's done now.

In other news, my Musings have now received visitors from several other countries including: China, Brazil, Argentina, and Canada (I know, I know, Canada's not a real country). So that's fun. Also, I was pleased to discover this morning that the person tracked by sitemeter visiting my site daily was not in fact this weird stalker girl that I barely know (I had reasons for the assumption in identity - but they are boring and technical) but rather was my sister (who is weird but not a stalker).

Today I've got lots left to do. I didn't come in to work till noon (ah, grad school). I've got a meeting with some tech guy at 2, a hairs cut at 3, then I need to finish work, do laundry, get packed and run errands before leaving town at the buttocks-crack of dawn tomorrow morning. Unfortunately all of this meant Tin Roof and I had to pass on an invitation to spend the night at Sandals and Husband's house in Lynchburg (which I have yet to see). (Husband is the worship director at my church and Sandals is his wife. They are good people.) Ok, that's it, I've used entirely too many parenthesis today. I quit. (PS. the cubs suck.)

Flush with ideas

So I was trying to think of what to post about today. And nothing was jumping to mind. Then I saw this. An article about fancy new public toilets being put in Times Square by Charmin. Talk about unique product placement! And the best part is? Someone will clean the stall after each use. God bless America.

Speaking of toilets....er...wait. So I find myself to be unable to make it 20 minutes without quoting some movie or television show. I can't help it though. Honestly I think it's a disease. There are some things that just stick in my mind. Music, lines from TV shows and movies, smells. And I am always feeling like an idiot because someone will say something that triggers a quote memory in my mind and I'll chuckle to myself. But then the person will want to know what I was laughing about and when I tell them, it becomes less funny since they usually haven't seen the bit - or at least don't remember it. (PS. Tin Roof, this post is not aimed at you - so don't feel bad or anything.) Anyway, it makes me feel horribly unoriginal and uncreative that I am so under the spell of the culture. It turns out I'm not funny at all. I'm just re-hashing other people's jokes. Sigh.

In other news, I will be traveling with Tin Roof (that's the girlfriend's new nickname by the way) to TN this week for Thanksgiving. I will still try to get a post or two out this week though.

In honor of my disease...uh...Spontaneous Quotation...itis, I offer the following...

Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is.

Baseball is better than football

I love baseball. I mean...like... a lot. I'd probably marry it if I could.

The first couple weeks I was dating my girlfriend, I was nervous the whole time that she was going to dump me because it was the playoffs and I spent all my free time watching the games. The one night we did go out instead of watching the game, I was checking the score on my phone the whole night.

Anyway - all that said, I wanted to share Thomas Boswell's amazing article from the Washington Post about Why Baseball Is So Much Better Than Football. It's a long list of reasons and incredibly brilliant. Just so you know - I'm not against football at all. I enjoy it. But it doesn't touch baseball. Here are a few reasons why (lifted from the article)...

• The coin flip at the beginning of football games is idiotic. Home teams should always kick off and pick a goal to defend. In baseball, the visitor bats first (courtesy), while the host bats last (for drama). The football visitor should get the first chance to score, while the home team should have the dramatic advantage of receiving the second-half kickoff.
• Baseball has no penalties at all. A home run is a home run. You cheer. In football, on a score, you look for flags. If there's one, who's it on? When can we cheer? Football acts can all be repealed. Baseball acts stand forever.
• In baseball, fans catch foul balls. In football, they raise a net so you can't even catch an extra point.
• The best ever in each sport - Babe Ruth and Jim Brown — each represents egocentric excess. But Ruth never threw a woman out a window.
• Football is played best full of adrenaline and anger. Moderation seldom finds a place. Almost every act of baseball is a blending of effort and control; too much of either is fatal.

Concerto

Well I don't know about you, but I've been pretty pleased with my first few blogs. A little long, I grant you. But I've been having fun. I've already gone international too. This week has seen visitors from both Spain and Sweden. Course...they probably landed by accident and won't return...but...still.

I was going to wait till tomorrow to blog again - but here it is, 8:30 at night and I'm at work. Yeesh. Ah well, I owe it I think. I've slacked a lot lately. Anyway, just wanted to remind those of you in the Charlottesville area to come to Old Cabell Hall tomorrow night at 8pm for the FREE Chamber Singers concert. It's going to be fantastic and I'm very excited to be singing. Here's the information. Hope to see some of you there!

Frylock: Look Meatwad, there are other kinds of music in the world. Here. How'd you like to get down with some real gangsters--from the 15th century?
Meatwad: Bach? Beethoven? Are they down with the Pee Pants?
Frylock: Well, they wore pantaloons back then, Meatwad.
Meatwad: Shoot, boy, you'd get shot wearing that in my hood.