November 20, 2006

Flush with ideas

So I was trying to think of what to post about today. And nothing was jumping to mind. Then I saw this. An article about fancy new public toilets being put in Times Square by Charmin. Talk about unique product placement! And the best part is? Someone will clean the stall after each use. God bless America.

Speaking of So I find myself to be unable to make it 20 minutes without quoting some movie or television show. I can't help it though. Honestly I think it's a disease. There are some things that just stick in my mind. Music, lines from TV shows and movies, smells. And I am always feeling like an idiot because someone will say something that triggers a quote memory in my mind and I'll chuckle to myself. But then the person will want to know what I was laughing about and when I tell them, it becomes less funny since they usually haven't seen the bit - or at least don't remember it. (PS. Tin Roof, this post is not aimed at you - so don't feel bad or anything.) Anyway, it makes me feel horribly unoriginal and uncreative that I am so under the spell of the culture. It turns out I'm not funny at all. I'm just re-hashing other people's jokes. Sigh.

In other news, I will be traveling with Tin Roof (that's the girlfriend's new nickname by the way) to TN this week for Thanksgiving. I will still try to get a post or two out this week though.

In honor of my disease...uh...Spontaneous Quotation...itis, I offer the following...

Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is.

1 comment:

The Bourbon Samurai said...

Times Square toilets are a fabulous idea.